One Thing A Microprocessor Can'T Do, Baby Poem by Ryan Eisele

The digital audio system depends on
Pointers within the memory chip
For internal processes involved in formatting
The external storage device

However, you won't
Gain knowledge of any of this
If you earn your degree
In herding cattle

But that's arbitrary,
Baby...
As long as you cease
Your strange, smelly, creamy, discharges

We'll take you to a see a doctor
Who hopefully didn't study
The workings of the microprocessor
Or the helicopter