Oh! The Horror! ! ! ! Poem by Edward Iacona

OH! THE HORROR
Edward Iacona

It's Halloween time once again and
There's the question some parents fear.
As their children are may surely ask,
What shall I go as this year?

The standard fare of witches and Ghosts
Have become very cliché you know
And even vampires and zombies
Have movies or a T.V. show

One can't go as a bum or hobo
That does not show them respect.
A fierce Indian is also taBOO.
It is now not politically correct.

A proper Halloween haunt takes a unique knack.
If one wants a sweet snack for their tummy
As even a little kid knows the plain fact
That no one will want their mummy.

Now going as a terrorist
Might be an idea that's hot
But, who would want to give one treats
And it might just get one shot.

A mysterious visitor from outer space
With a little odd twist because
Who would refuse an alien treats when
It's holding a GREEN CARD in their claws.

So, if your child comes to you
With this annual costume question;
I will submit this rather simple idea
For a fine costume suggestion.

What is needed is a genuine monster
That is blood thirsty, ruthless and cruel.
A creature that is nasty and vicious
And has the morals of a true life ghoul.

Just put them in a nice dress or suit
With a briefcase to take on their journey
And they will comeback with it full of goodies
Going trick or treating as an attorney.