' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' Oh Poets Beware Outraged English Ladies! (New Year Poem For Miss Scarlett) Poem by Dónall Dempsey
' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' ' Oh Poets Beware Outraged English Ladies! (New Year Poem For Miss Scarlett)
Two outraged English ladies
'deux madames Anglaise'
their only weapons being
their umbrellas
hack and hack
(like wild things)
the outsized genitals
off of Epstein's statue
for Oscar's grave.
For years
'it' acts
as a paper
weight
for the Head
Adminstrator of the Pére Lachaise Cemetery.
Oh, you are so funny! ! I stand properly repremanded for not keeping my brolly furled! ! But it is so cold here right now that if it DOES rain, the drops will fall from the sky as ice, so no brolly needed...This southern belle is freezing her tushie off! ! Where is Al Gore's global warming when I need it? Funny work, mr. American Tourist! !
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4/25/2024 1:36:03 PM # 1.0.0.1119
haha, I can picture this one too........ Ruthie