Oh My Visa Application Poem by Anuj Tikku

Oh! My Visa Application
Flying to London was a dream
Enjoying Christmas having ice cream
To London I wanted to fly
To visit old friends living in the city
But my documents were not in order that was a pity
Thus my visa application got rejected
Seeing this I was very dejected
Income proof, bank statement, property detail and ITR
Is visa application ne mujehy kiya hallal
Your poof of income is not in order
Your employment certificate is incomplete
We are not convinced that you will leave our country
That is why we are rejecting your application in a hurry
Stay put where you are and don't worry
We are not sure of your true intentions
Your visa application needs a lot of correction
So now I am stranded with a rejection letter
Boy before applying I should have known better
Endless waiting in the que
To prove to some idiot that you are you
Finger prints, eye ball test this and that
They charged me a fee which was fat
On top of that I was refused entry
By some stupid border agency
Why does the world have boundaries any ways
With telecom, internet, facebook now a days
Now I have to do the rounds of the visa offices again
Oh my friends where to start and where should i begin
My friend in London is at my back
To come quick if only with a sack
He has just sent me my appeal
With which I will soon deal