'Oh Deer' - A Nonsense Poem Poem by James Hart

Oh deer!



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Oh deer! What can the matter be?
Dear deers! What can the matter be?
Oh deer! What can the matter be?
Rudolf’s so long in Lapland

He promised me a veggie lunch, he did
He promised me a veggie lunch, he did
He promised me a veggie lunch, he did
To eat after doing my hair

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He promised to buy me the sweetest of sweeties
He promised to buy me the sweetest of sweeties
He promised to buy me the sweetest of sweeties
Then kiss me with his lipsies

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He promised to buy me a nice candy apple
He promised to buy me a nice candy apple
He promised to buy me a nice candy apple
Which with me I know Rudolf will share

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