Never Been To Nowhere Poem by Stanley Cooper

I’ve never been to nowhere
Not even from that bridge
It seems I’m always somewhere
Like Las Vegas or Northridge

I’ve never been to nowhere
Not even on a jaunt
That unknown place called nowhere
Is not my favorite haunt

Is nowhere really some place
Or just a supposition
Imagined by the human race
A conjectured apparition

In nowhere you’ll never find me
As I’ll never crash that gate
Somewhere’s where I’ll always be
It’s not open for debate