Andrew Hamm

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My Cat is Fluent in Swedish Poem by Andrew Hamm


My dead cat is fluent in Swedish.
He speaks Swedish well.
He’s like: “Hej. Jag heter Bruno.”
He’s also like: “Göteborg är Sveriges andra stad.”
He’s so fluent in Swedish
That he gets by in most every situation,
From negotiating IKEA
To ordering a pizza
Or even asking about tourist information in Stockholm.

I’m proud of my cat.

Submitted: Tuesday, August 13, 2013
Edited: Wednesday, August 14, 2013

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  • Silver Star - 3,652 Points Dave Walker (8/13/2013 3:30:00 PM)

    You put a smile on my face. It reminds me of a dog we used to have.
    He was called, Rocky Livingstone Balboa Walker. (It's a long story) .
    A great poem. (Report) Reply

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