My Cat Is Fluent In Swedish Poem by Andrew Hamm

My Cat Is Fluent In Swedish

Rating: 5.0

My dead cat is fluent in Swedish.
He speaks Swedish well.
He’s like: “Hej. Jag heter Bruno.”
He’s also like: “Göteborg är Sveriges andra stad.”
He’s so fluent in Swedish
That he gets by in most every situation,
From negotiating IKEA
To ordering a pizza
Or even asking about tourist information in Stockholm.

I’m proud of my cat.

COMMENTS OF THE POEM
Dave Walker 13 August 2013

You put a smile on my face. It reminds me of a dog we used to have. He was called, Rocky Livingstone Balboa Walker. (It's a long story) . A great poem.

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