My Body Ain'T A Lab, It's A Temple. Worship It! Poem by Kimani wa Mumbi

Do my balls really work?
Can I make a woman say O?
Is my member big enough?
Can I reproduce, or is my count low?
Can I have several girlfriends?

My body ain't a lab
For you to experiment with!
Why don't you hold a ruler
Just next to your member?
And see for yourself!
Save your balls for a future test!
But you won't do it on my body! No.
My body is a temple, where the Lord resides.
Respect it. If you can, worship it!