Moving Target Poem by Marcel Aouizerate

The internet is asking
Whether
I have been arrested,
Since
If yes,
I can see my
Records, for free.
Now, why would I
Prefer
To see those
Rather than hook up
With real Russian
Hotties, less than
20 miles from
Palo Alto, CA
Which is also an
Open question
At the time of this
Writing?
It goes without
Saying, but since
We are already
Reading
This poem, I'll say
It anyway: I'll click
To enlarge parts of
My anatomy
- No questions asked -
Should I decide on
The latter query.
Statistics know
What to ask
To everyman in his
Castle, I am a
Target, granted,
The more relevant question
Though, is whether
I am still moving.