More For Less Poem by Stanley Cooper

Visit a neighborhood drug store
Or your local Pharmacy
Where they’ll have you spending less for more
‘Cause all side-effects are free

They’ll sell you pills to ease your pain
With a side-effect barrage
They’ll fill prescriptions for your migraine
Side-effects included, no extra charge

If you’ve a cold, you need not doubt
They’ll aid you with your sneezes
As to cost, they’ll help you out
With side-effects price freezes

So have no fear when buying pills
Or other medications
Your pharmacist will cure your ills
With free side effect donations