Mong Kong, King Kong And The Founding Of Hong Kong Poem by Raj Arumugam

all monkeys
of all nations!
stop your chatter
and listen to me mutter
my ancient tail

1
in earlier days
Mong Kong
went to Hong Kong
to look for kang kong
and there she met
King Kong

the first second
they saw each other
their hearts went
Bong! Bong!
the second second:
Dong! Dong!
in short they fell in love
with each other’s Zong Zongs
and night and day it was all Sing Song
and the earth trembled
with their rumble of love
and construction workers thought
the piling was done
and straight away
erect skyscrapers appeared
and so incidentally was born
modern-day Hong Kong

2
within three months
Mong Kong felt
in her womb
a Trong Trong
and an incessant noise:
Pong! Pong!
Pong! Pong!
and on the tenth month
by the lunar calendar
out came Pink Kong
and so consequently was born
the game of ping pong

and so ends my story of beginnings
and now that
my tail is curled
you can all go home
you ding dongs!