Miss Slack Poem by Lee Fones

this morning as she got up
went to grab her tea cup
stretching over in comfy bed
pulled her back moving ted

agonizing Miss Jane Slack
her whole back just went crack
cant get up to go to work
as her back she did jerk

twas a truly terrible thing
Miss Jane Slack, bones did wring
cracking one after another
Miss Jane Slack, shouted mother

all the neighbors down the road
heard Miss Slack, moan and groan
one after another they went round
after hearing that popping sound

where's Miss Slack, they all said
she's upstairs stuck in her bed
they piled into her posh bedroom
absolutely naked shaving at her womb