Merry Two Days Before Christmas Poem by Trade Martin

It’s getting closer and closer…..,
Soon it will be here…..,
The big day of presents and gifts…..,
Many pieces of apparel will be the wrong size….,
So you’ll take them back for exchange….,
The following day……,
But for some reason…..,
Even though cold cash can be impersonal…..,
It usually never is the incorrect fit…..,
And is rarely, if ever, returned……,
Hint….., hint….., hint…..,
Merry Two Days Before Christmas…..! ! !