Mary And The Ram Poem by Herbert Nehrlich

Mary went to have a child
sprinted to the clinic,
doctor saw her went so wild
he became a cynic.

Mary spread her hairy legs
doctor took a peak,
didn't see no little eggs
she had sprung a leak.

Midwife came and then took charge,
colleagues, dears, I knew it,
babies leak, if somewhat large,
Amniotic fluid!

Forceps now were fetched at once
Mary: 'Here comes Sam, '
out came something, but not buns
Mary had a lamb!

Doctor fainted on the floor,
Mary on the covers,
Midwife, eager to know more,
asked 'Who were your lovers? '

Mary woke and whispered then,
'what a pretty lamb!
I got tired of my man,
got myself a ram.'