Martians Have To Have Beano Poem by Joe Rosochacki

Martians Have To Have Beano

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There is evidence that there is possibly life on Mars,
Not from sightings,
Not from fossils,
Not from anything that you can hear,
see by eyesight,
or touch,
but possibly smell,

Pee-You!

A gaseous nebula,
a “fart” belched into the atmosphere,
not hydrogen that makes up stars.
Methane was found by research scientists,
In New Zealand the politicians are proposing a tax on farmers who think they full of it,
First, the New Zealand government came up with the idea of putting a levy on the global-warming emissions of sheep and cows. These ruminant animals, as they are called, these hoofed beasts which chew the cud in the various compartments of their stomachs - produce methane which they then emit.
The farmers would face severe consequences upon disregard for compliance,
The War of the Worlds is now set to be a different IBS (Interplanetary Bowel Studies) ,
Past studies indicated no regular methane on Mars.
But new research using three ground-based telescopes confirmed that nearly 21,000 tons of methane (farts) were released during a few months of the late summer of 2003, according to a study published Thursday in the online edition of the journal Science.

(1-16-09)

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Joe Rosochacki

Joe Rosochacki

Hamtramck, Michigan
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