Map Readers Rant Poem by derrick foster

Map readers rant
Don’t be fooled I may dress like a tourist
but I’ve been here before.
I know my way around.
just don’t ask me directions.
If I whip out my map
its cause I like to read it
so that I know where I’m going
Remember appearances mean nothing to me
If I seem to be roaming aimlessly
it is because I freely want to be.
Pardon me but do you know…
where who what when or how to get to or the time?
I’ll utter all with a smile
one has to be polite.
I’ll even hold the door for you.
All of the old-fashioned niceties matter to me.
If you treat me well you get the best results.
Try to take advantage and you’ll get to know
my big as a bull size benefits you.
i have said it before:
I am not some dumb gullible person
on vacation in town to see the sites.
Been there done that.
Mine is a mission of thrill seeking pleasure.
As for the rest, I’ve seen it before and don’t mind
seeing it again.
I may appear lost but you have already failed the
test.
This little lamb has led you to slaughter.
Here’s a dime go call on someone else