Male Drivers! Poem by VICTORIA GEORGE

Male drivers - can be any age
Are chauvinistic toads
Responsible for all road rage
Think they own the roads

Company cars and sweaty guys
Too much testostorone
Zooming through those amber lights
Talking on the phone

Eating a McDonalds meal
Music blaring sh*t
One hand only on the wheel
These guys think they’re ‘it’

Old male drivers are as bad
Twenty miles an hour
Trilby hats some-times flat caps
Face that looks quite dour

They boast they’ve saved a lot of cash
They've never made a claim
Maybe not, but other's crash…
Trying to get past - them!

copyright Victoria George