Mad Cow Disease Poem by Chuck Audette
Mad Cow Disease
an iron-fisted farmer
was found,
drowned in milk
weird prints abound
then to my eyes
I had a whim
that all the cows
...grinned
Chuck, First of all, Danny forgot to sign it... but who else ? I will forever have this image of grinning cattle in Go - Go boots dancing across green fields! (I am warped enough, thanks!) The good news is: they are not angry at us for stealing their children's food, or for barbecuing them! Just imagine, what they could do if they got really mad! They are kinda' big! B.V.A.
I had to laugh at the grinning cows, and then I remembered this commercial about HAPPY COWS BEING FROM CALIFORNIA! I wonder what that is all about? ? Why are the freaking cows so Happy? ?
This is very funny Charles............great poem. Sincerely, Mary
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4/25/2024 1:51:47 AM # 1.0.0.1119
'these [hooves] are made for walking and that's just what they'll do - one of these days these [hooves] are gonna walk all over you....' Vegans will love this! Nice job, Charles!