Little Jay Carney And Friends Poem by cheryl davis miller

Little Jay Carney and his Friends

A limerick for little Jay Carney.
Whose filled with political blarney.
His boss tells him jump!
Jay being a chump;
lies more than a Carnival 'carny.'

Try telling the truth Jay, you may find your mouth stops twisting. :)

Al Gore swears' the earth is heating, '
cause us ranchers have cows eating.
Say's they then pass gas,
and will soon surpass,
the fumes his jet's excreting.

Have you heard about Hillary?
She thinks she and horny Billy
deserve one more chance
to at the ball dance.
That our doubts are all just silly.

Tis the tale of Eric Holder.
If he could somehow be bolder.
He'd perhaps grow a chin
fill the office he's in;
release the I.R.S. folder.

Did you see Nancy Pelosi
behind Obama so cosy
when she rose to her feet
sitting down missed her seat
she had all four cheeks, then rosy.

Cheryl Davis Miller 5/1/14