Little Doggies Poem by Kori Haffmun

Little Dogs
Are very cute
Little Dogs
Are very anoying
as well...
hell

They think they are
all that
and
a bag o' chips
but they aren't
they just add to the noise pollution
they bark so much
and are so small
you could use one
as a kick ball
(For the love of everything that is good on Earth please don't kick dogs!)

Yeah the are annoying
But the owner is much worse
depriving the dog of exercise
and humilating it
with little accesories
such as
tutus
skirts
funny looking colars
and little shirts

So don't dress your dog
Or give it a cheesy name
One day dogs may rise above
humans
and get all the fame
then kick your butt for putting it in clothes