Lithium Poem by Aldo Kraas

Look what did lithium did do the whale
Made her so fat that she could not swim
And every time I swam I got stuck
So I had to go on a little diet
And I did with the help of my trainer
And in a few weeks I lost 150 pounds and before that I was 455
So now I am 305 pounds on the way to my normal diet
But I love to swim in my pond
And if there are people around in my pool they will get splashed too
Because that is my idea of fun
And I am not a depressed while anymore
And now I can go back to perform my duties