Limericks Poem by Joseph Enright

The limerick packs laughs anatomical
Into spaces quiet economical
But the good ones Ive seen
So seldom are clean
And the clean ones are seldom comical
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There was a young lady called Alice
Who peed in the presbeterys chalice
The padre agreed
Twas done out of need
And not of religious malice.
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Dont worry if your lifes a joke
And your successes are but few
Remember that the mighty oak
Was once a nut like you! ! !

..........................................With thanks to George Coote............................