Lilting Ideas Poem by Margaret Alice Second

Know what would make you happy,
you seeker of happiness? Buying the
products of the Happiness Doctor will
make you feel happy when you receive
an illustrated book with very few words
so as not tax the reader too much

Though the Happy Doctor warns that
reading his FREE happy-advice article
then doing nothing, is very bad as you
will have wasted 15 minutes of your
precious unhappy time imprisoning
his care-free words with your eyes -

He urges you to buy all his Happy Books,
no curse placed upon you for reading the
glossy pages then tossing the book aside
without doing anything, having wasted
more of your limited time perusing his
lilting ideas and twiddling theories -

It's only when you read his FREE on-line
stuff and then do nothing, not buying his
beautiful books; that the curse of wasted
time devolves upon you; un-happy reader
beware, do not read this online article un-
less you wish to purchase these - and

The Happy Spritzer Doctor quotes a very
satisfied disciple: 'professional & credible
yet digestible' - this devotee wanted to
make a profit on the 15 minutes he spent
reading the Doctor's freely dispensed
advice online - now he has a growing

Heap of Happy Material without incurring
the Doctor's wrath by his not reading nor
applying, it was only the wasting of advice
FREELY dispensed that had the Doctor
in a tiff - what a clever Doctor he is!

[21 January 2015]