Like A Hole In The Head Poem by Francis Duggan

She said you lack sense for one well past your life's prime
Since you are one who waste hours of precious living time
In penning this stuff known as doggerel rhyme
It does seem such a waste though it is not a crime
To persist on penning more rhymes every day
Without the reward of any monetary pay
For decades of years you have been a rhyming buff
And you must be addictive to keep on penning rhyming stuff
I do not mean to offend you just offer you good free advice
To persist on penning doggerel is not a good career choice
I am only offering good advice to you
Than penning rhymes there are better things with your spare time you can do
Such as becoming a member of your local Men's Shed
Her advice i do need like a hole in the head.