Letter To The Bbc Poem by Lee Fones

Now i don't want to get over famous
Thats a letter I'll write too BBC
not wanting to be overly mandamus
just a few quid extra will do me

i'll write in UPPER aNd lower Case
in case they ring me mobile up
don't want to be on the chase
thats on itv you silly gup

i wiLL WRite it neatly nOt cockEyed
they won't be all that jovial happy
plus popularity may dismally slide
Just like a yacky NappY

hope i hear off them soon
i'm well talented you see
you melodic bunch of baboons
i'd prefer to be on itV