Less Than Average (Part 1) Poem by William Cavanagh

He was a grossly less than average, meager looking person.
Premeditatedly, he endeavored to make the working environment worsen.
He often fueled frustration and pushed people to desperation.
He was the proprietor of little intelligence and no special education. He wasn’t, particularly gifted in the art of communication.
In fact he rarely if ever said anything of any worth.
He was neither coherent in English or his native French.
However, when inclined which was often, he liked to dominate the conversation.
He also happened to be extremely un-athletic and was a paramount disaster with the ladies.
He spoke often of sexual conquest, however, no one that made his acquaintance had ever seen him with a woman… or a male.