King Wackadoo Almost Gets The Axadoo Poem by Trade Martin

Yes, today the producers…..,
Of the super hero micro-series….,
After hours of deliberation…..,
Have decided NOT to “axe out”…..,
The whacko King Wackdoo……,
Because just like Howlin’…..,
The super hero King…..,
Brings credibility to the new T.M. series….! ! !
Wackadoo is quoted as saying….,
“Those crass bastards have no idea….,
How important I am to the show…..,
As early as last week, I challenged.....,
The likes of Elvis' Ghost, Almighty God.....,
Al Gore and Jesus to a 'Hot Chili'.....,
Eating contest with french fries (well done) '......,
Then continued, “Why my friends….,
Green Lantern and Wonderwoman….,
Would have quit immediately if those idiots…..,
Threw me under the bus……,
Dervish and Aldo would have too”……! ! !

(T.M.s “PoemHunter Super Heroes Series” is coming soon…! ! !)