Kate's See Through Dress Poem by gershon hepner

KATE'S SEE-THROUGH DRESS

They say Prince William first saw Kate
in a fashion show, when wearing
a see-through dress. Not only great
was how she looked, she looked most daring.
That's when Prince William shouted, "Wow!
Kate's hot! " Perhaps not true, this story.
but I hope Kate will soon allow
us all to see right through her glory.

By the way, it's Kate who wore
the dress, not William, I apol-
ogize for what you should deplore,
how I implied he was the doll
who wore the see-through dress. The format
of my first sentence is ambiguous.
Don't sweep me under any doormat:
Kate's dress, not William's, was exiguous.


Sarah Lyall ("In Countdown, a Royal as Elusive as Cinderella, " NYT,4/21/11) writes:

What do you say about a young woman who went to college, fell in love and became engaged? With Kate and Prince William's wedding a little more than a week away, the chances of the public — that is, us — learning anything new about Miss Middleton before she turns into a princess (or a duchess, depending on which title she takes) are zero.
Now 29, she has formally spoken to the press only on the day she and William announced their engagement and submitted to a gentle sprinkling of softball questions. She appears to have spent a lifetime avoiding unseemly episodes….
Asked in their engagement interview whether she in fact did display a poster of William in her dorm room, Kate grinned and said, "He wishes." (She added: "I had the Levi's guy on my wall — not a picture of William. Sorry.")
Their courtship at the University of St. Andrews, where both were students, has been told in endless articles, books and television specials. But only a few insiders know if the episode that is supposed to have ignited the royal passion — when Kate appeared at a fashion show in a see-through dress and William uttered the prosaic but fateful words, "Wow! Kate's hot! " — really happened that way.
Sarah's comment:
Thank you!
Sarah

11/6/12 #11802