Karma Is Coming After Me Poem by Flying Lemming

I took someone’s car and drove into the cops
I ran into a window while stealing from the shops
My attempts at thievery are all a load of flops
Karma is coming after me, yes it is
Karma is coming after me

I went to kick a cat but my shoe lost its grip
My balance was all gone and my foot started to slip
As my legs went different ways I heard a loud rip
Karma is coming after me, have no doubt
Karma is coming after me

I criticise everyone to make them feel small
I say they have no talent, are to fat or short or tall
And when I look around I find I have no friends at all
Karma is coming after me, every day
Karma is coming after me

I never give my money to any charity
I keep every penny I have just for me
I’ve lost 27 wallets since 2003
Karma is coming after me, once again
Karma is coming after me

I always use my car to splash the people on the verge
When I see a massive puddle I just cant fight the urge
I didn’t know the bridge was out so now my car’s submerged
Karma is coming after me, yes it is
Karma is coming after me