Just A Very Insulting, Very Forward, Open And Honest, Foot-In-Mouth, ******* Poem For ****** Poem by Amanda Saveley

You dirty little
Double-sided,
Turncoat,
Inner ugly-faced,
Backstabbing,
Waste-of-space,
Brokedown,
Beat-up,
Poor lil ol' me
LIAR
You want me to believe half of half of half
(That's an eighth there, math witless) of what you say,
As if you've never lied,
And I've never lied,
And there's a preson in America who can speak who hasn't
Lied,
Stolen,
Cheated,
Whether it be
Taxes
Tests
Diets
Dates
And oh, how you've cheated
Putting on a,
'oh, not me, I'm innocent' face
Like no one knows what you do
Well,
I know what you do
And I'll never tell
Never tell...
Anyone who can keep a secret
So I might as well mirror it back to you
See how you like to hear it in someone else's words
My words
The words you swore on God's green Earth
And your grandmother's grave
And the heads of your inevitable offspring
And your nonexistant honor
And anything you could swear on}
Hell, you just swore
And were so caught up in trying to play off your lie
That you forgot every...little...secret
I ever told you
That you could now use against me
But since you never listened,
You're kinda screwed,
Aren't you?