Judge And The Jury Poem by Lee Fones

judge and the jury
were all in contempt
standing in a fury
as prisoner she lent

revealed both her assets
she stood in dock
wearing sexy glasses
and a pretty frock

jury and the judge
completely in up roar
her mascara did smudge
with that she swore

her terrible obscenity
mumbled round the room
revealing her identity
the judge he did fume

please be quiet, order
order in this court
he did shout for warder
then she began to tort

the warder in a frenzy
tried to send her down
name was Miss Mackenzie
she broke away to town

police got involved
in Miss Mackenzie case
they wanted it resolved
starting with the chase

police sirens sounded
in the town so big
they were all astounded
Miss Mackenzie wore a wig

Miss Mackenzie they shouted
your under police arrest
then shop assistant touted
Miss Mackenzie got stressed

falling to the floor
with a massive thump
couldn't take anymore
back of van she slump

back to the courtroom
everyone was shocked
she was over the moon
as case became unlocked