It's My Vocabulary, Stupid! Poem by Dennis Lange

You know,
I'm not ill iterate, you know;
Just sick of school, you fool.
I read a book, you know, but WHOA!
Don't tell, 'cause it's not cool.

Like soda whizzes through a straw,
I past first grade, you know.
I made a hunnert on one test,
So I have proof to show.
You know?

You know,
There ain't nobody knows like me;
I am the cream, you know.
I'm raising to the very top
And I'll roll in the dough.
You know?

You know,
The evidence is in my speech
Like flakes are in the snow.
After all, there are two words
I know you know I know;
You know.