It's Going To Be A Bumpy Night Poem by shel cope

It's going to be a bumpy night
whip out your Secret Weapon
massive and intimidating
more howls than you can
shake a shiver at
tell her to buckle down
for the ride of her life

Get BIG or die trying…here is the answer
its all about women….and the size of their men

Do you want to be second best?
Do you want to be second best?
Do you want to be second best?

Your charm will get you the dates
Your bigduck will get them in bed


(A collage of headers taken spam)
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