Irrespective Poem by Nikhil Parekh

People might say that you have a nose; that most consummately befits; only the senselessly braying and meaninglessly inane; donkey,

People might say that you have eyes; that most consummately befit; only the grotesquely blinded and horrifically screeching; bat,

People might say that you have ears; that most consummately befit; only the
preposterously corpulent and flaccidly wastrel; elephant,

People might say that you have a tongue; that most consummately befits; only the vindictively licentious and tawdrily snaring; lizard,

People might say that you have eyelashes; that most consummately befit; only
the laggardly ambling and desolately delinquent; camel,

People might say that you have palms; that most consummately befit; only the
rustically untamed and bawdily mimicking; chimpanzee,

People might say that you have feet; that most consummately befit; only the
diabolically parading and deliriously pulverizing; dinosaur,

People might say that you have a belly; that most consummately befits; only
the obsoletely obese and sluggishly slandering; tortoise,

People might say that you have hair; that most consummately befit; only the
irascibly hairy and unsurpassably leech laden; gorilla,

People might say that you have lips; that most consummately befit; only the
ominously excoriating and boundlessly victimizing; shark,

People might say that you have fingers; that most consummately befit; only the hideously rotting and abhorrently fetid; skeleton,

People might say that you have a voice; that most consummately befits; only the ludicrously discordant and importunately sobbing; frog,

People might say that you have a hindside; that most consummately befits; only the lividly squandering and miserably derelict; snail,

People might say that you have a brain; that most consummately befits; only the ephemerally living and infinitesimally non-existent; ant,

People might say that you have a shadow; that most consummately befits; only the ethereally stagnating and invisibly ridiculous; thread,

People might say that you have bones; that most consummately befit; only the
reproachfully invidious and spinelessly hissing; snake,

People might say that you have a temper; that most consummately befits; only the terribly petrified and slyly sinking; crabs,

People might say that you have a scalp; that most consummately befits; only the abysmally bald and lecherously ribald; egg,

People might say that you have thighs; that most consummately befit; only the frigidly lackadaisical and penuriously impotent; sands,

People might say that you have a personality; that most consummately befits; only the morbidly sulking and indefatigably cursing; graveyard,

People might say that you have breasts; that most consummately befit; only the amorphously cadaverous and forlornly deteriorating; carcass,

People might say that you have shoulders; that most consummately befit; only the surreptitiously indolent and mercilessly traitor; fox,

People might say that you have blood; that most consummately befits; only the libidinously groaning and gratuitously cold-blooded; parasite,

People might say that you have a signature; that most consummately befits; only the timelessly sinking and horribly failure; ship,

People might say that you have breath; that most consummately befits; only the inexhaustibly lambasting and apocalyptically bellowing maelstroms of; hell,

But irrespective of whatever anyone said or perceived on fathomless earth; for me you were the most priceless organism of the Omnipotent Lord's Creation; as every beat of your heart tirelessly coalesced with nothing else but eternally symbiotic creation; tirelessly prayed for nothing else but Omnipresent goodness; tirelessly throbbed for nothing else but Immortal Love.