Incontinence Poem by Lee Fones

once a man with incontinence
lost all his self pride
praying with his conscience
everything would be fine

walking down the street
hobbled and he wobbled
then proceeded to leak
on street which is cobbled

looked inside the butchers
staring at the meat
there were lots of onlookers
then he pidded on his feet

then he admired vegetables
owned by a lovely greek
then glancing at the tables
felt a different type of leeke