Ignore The Ad Above This Poem Poem by Michael Shepherd

Ignore The Ad Above This Poem

Rating: 2.3


I deeply resent
the ad above this poem
(well it was there
last time I looked)
for Carcanet Press
as if we were chums
them and I
far from it
not only am I
not published by them
in case you thought I was

but

they don't even answer my emails
offering them my poetry
at 100% off

and their
selecting editor
is quoted as saying that
'amateur' poets should
be wiped out
so much for
love of poetry

I guess courtesy
isn't award-winning
these days



(dammit, it's a different ad this time...)

COMMENTS OF THE POEM
Ernestine Northover 14 January 2006

It's the dangling 'carrot' isn't it. they do it to make your mouth water, to wind you up and then dropp you head first, with a 'not quite suitable material'. statement! Love the subject matter. Well done. Love Ernestine XXX

0 0 Reply
Raynette Eitel 13 January 2006

Very funny, Michael. Quite some time ago, I posted 'Online Advertising.' You might like that and it fits your challenge. One never knows what will be flashing its irritating message just when you're writing a serious poem. Raynette

0 0 Reply
Michael Shepherd 13 January 2006

Oh Mary, that's laughably awful!

0 0 Reply
Mary Nagy 13 January 2006

This is very funny Michael! I was upset when I posted my ''Ultimate Blonde Moment'' poem about ear piercing........the ad above it was for nipple piercing! ! I thought that was awful! :) Great poem. Sincerely, Mary

0 0 Reply
Sandra Osborne 13 January 2006

It certainly is! I loved this, great subject, well done Michael!

0 0 Reply
READ THIS POEM IN OTHER LANGUAGES
Michael Shepherd

Michael Shepherd

Marton, Lancashire
Close
Error Success