If I Had Superpowers Poem by LaTisha Parkinson

If I had superpowers
I bet I'd rule the world
I'd laugh 'mwaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh! '
cuz' I'm the strongest and most powerful girl!

I'd get what I want
no doubt about that
I'd payback all the bullies
and make them wear a stupid, funky hat

I'll fly my homework into outer space
so I'll never have it to do
I don't ever need a note
I'll say, 'miss no more homework or I'll destroy you! ! ! '
'mwaahhhh! ! '

The teacher might not like me
but I'll be a hero
to the kids of the world
and no one needs to know the answer to ten times zero

hmmm.....forget those kids
..
I'm stealing all the candy
I'll stuff my tummy for hours
with everything sweet and bad for you
..that's just a pipedream...
...If only I had superpowers..