I Wish I Had Been A Cobbler Poem by Professor Plum

I Wish I Had Been A Cobbler

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wherewithal for your thoughts make
that two bartender music man

her fists were cumulus clouds
attached to slender wrists and

one grabbed my crotch I
blinked into ceiling fan eyes

agitating it like a Maytag washing
machine under there where they

stick the gum I thought of Norman
Bates while Lynyrd Skynyrd did

pushups around my head and
she even did the air guitar move

afterward as sweat bubbled
out onto my clammy forehead

Sunday, August 31, 2014
Topic(s) of this poem: fashion
COMMENTS OF THE POEM
Chuy Amante 02 September 2014

you finally wrote a poem- and it's so wacky and crazy it's BRILLIANT. right up my alley. good for you. now go become a cobbler. HI Plum and Bri

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Kumarmani Mahakul 22 September 2014

Afterward as sweat bubbled......beautifully penned poem. Thanks for sharing.

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Bri Edwards 25 January 2015

well, according to PH, i commented on this about 4 months ago. will wonders never cease? bri ;)

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Kelly Kurt 03 May 2015

Yo, prof, a well told bar story. Art is art

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* Sunprincess * 27 July 2015

.....very enjoyable, a fun write :) ★

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Kumarmani Mahakul 02 April 2019

Sweat bubbled in calmly forehead. Fashion is amazingly noticed and expressed.

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Kumarmani Mahakul 26 March 2019

On calm forehead sweat is bubbled. This is truly very amazing poem excellently penned.

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Bri Edwards 19 April 2018

in case PH tells you that this poem was visited (they say read i believe) several times today, i believe two or three happened when PH automatically switched to your next poem as i was pondering another. bri :)

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Bri Edwards 22 March 2018

, twice i've tried to send to MyPoemList, and both times it seems to have failed. oh, well, the site IS FREE! :)

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Bri Edwards 22 March 2018

Cherry or Peach? ? ? ? my last comment was three years ago. time flies............they say. still drinking coffee? or retired? or both? ? bri :) to MyPoemList............for the crotch grab.

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