I Want To Eat A Porpoise Poem by John W. McEwers

I Want To Eat A Porpoise

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I bet it tastes like a dolphin or a whale
A great white whale like in books that kids hate to read
So if kids already don't like them then it shouldn't be a problem for me to eat it
Give it to me rare and bloody unless that will get me sick
I don't know
I've never eaten porpoise.

John W. McEwers
Saturday, February 4, 2012
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Nova Scotia, Halifax
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