I Pull My Trousers Down So Fast Poem by Ken e Hall

I Pull My Trousers Down So Fast

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When your legs touch me I resist and shake
I fill with fear laced with hate,
I tremble with voice of no control
Uuuurrrrrrrrrrrrg emits from my soul,
I pull my trousers down so fast
An’ flick you on your back with gasp,
I raise my leg as you know whats that
An’ boots an’ all squash you flat.
When my body you try to poach,

Remember senses hate a cocker’roach.

COMMENTS OF THE POEM

lolllllllllllllllllllllll

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Samanyan Lakshminarayanan 20 August 2009

there is an old thinking in india that cockroaches bring prosperity....so i was taught to tolerate them...funny is'nt it

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Hilarious............... loved the rhythm it made the poem

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This is priceless Ken! The title did it for me! I read one on spiders yesterday and now this! ! They are pretty indestructible too so I am glad you squished it dead. 10 love Karin

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Colin J... 23 August 2009

I hate those beggers... I remember them most from Singapore where they were huge... Colin J...

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Naida Nepascua Supnet 24 October 2010

you are one witty brainy poet, you got readers at the title and got us think of something else. Hats off to you. Funny.

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Nivedita Bagchi SPC UK 18 August 2010

Cocker [small breed with wavy silky hair] roach [A roll of hair brushed back from the forehead] or cockroach I’m in dilemma … Well hair feeling is a special sensuous feeling But cockroach feeling is fornication…fementation Leggy matters please don’t poach cockroach [may be female] looking for warmth of legs hah hah … thanks for sharing… Regards Ms. Nivedita UK 10/10

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Mehta Hasmukh Amathalal 04 November 2009

When your legs touch me I resist and shake I fill with fear laced with hate, I tremble with voice of no control Uuuurrrrrrrrrrrrg emits from my soul, ......it is unusual experience and needs corrective approach.. i appricate your dealings...very goodpoem. i loved it....10 read mine go to hell

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Patti Masterman 30 October 2009

This is adorable; because of course I thought it was another human being's legs that you hated so; which just didn't make any sense, unless they were on your windpipe, or perhaps, crushing your chest; or kicking you, with fat, bulgy muscles, lol. Glad to see that it was just a few stick legs on an insect, lol.

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Lady Grace 03 September 2009

hope this is a cockroach...waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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