I'm Your Maintenance Manager Poem by Mark Heathcote

I've assigned myself to you
Like a maintenance manager
Replacing broken light bulbs,
I've looked over each parameter.

And decided a bayonet mount
Is all that will do for you?
I've-tried the Edison Screw Light Base
I've-tried a Bi-pin and G sockets and bases.

But honestly, the screw fit just, won't-do
Nor will a Mini-Candelabra
But I'm a betting man; let's see what I can do
With a flanged base 23mm fluorescent tube.