I'M On A Diet Poem by Phil Smith

Oh body what have you done
I always fed you
Washed you
What is the meaning of this

You wanted fish and chips
You wanted pies
KFC McDonalds you got it
How could you do it to me

I gave up smoking for you
Bought bigger clothes
Worked out at the gym
You just ignored me

You grew hair on my back
My girth causes mirth
All saggy and fat
Now see what you get

No more McDonalds
Fish and chips or pies
All vegies and fruit
See how you like that