Owain Glyn

I have a niece, she's called Marie
She wants to come and stay with me
She tells me things are really bad
She cannot get on with her Dad.

But I've a problem with a lodger
Real nice guy, his name is Roger
Says he wants to rearrange
His gender, cause he thinks it's strange.

He likes to wear my underwear
Which I don't mind, I do not care
I love him, cause he's really cute
Forget his clothes, there's no dispute.

That if I really have to choose
He will win, and she will lose! !
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