I'm Going To Heaven, You're Not Poem by Raj Arumugam
I'm Going To Heaven, You're Not
I'm going to Heaven -
you're not
How do I know?
Because my religion tells me so
and it's the Only Truth
I'm going to be having
lots of lollies
and free Wi-Fi and fat jolly wives
in rotation
for all eternity in Heaven -
it's WWII dry military rations
in Hell for you
How do I know?
Because my religion tells me so
and it's the Only Truth
Monday, September 26, 2016
Topic(s) of this poem: religion
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companion illustration: Capricho No.41: Ni más ni menos (Neither more nor less) by Francisco Goya
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4/19/2024 1:20:33 PM # 1.0.0.1119
I have a hunch that you're in for a big surprize when you die.
Excellent observation, Spock the Vegan - and I like it too that you've made the observation in the same satirical spirit the poem is in