'I Like Dressin Like A Cowgirl' Poem by Linda Winchell

I like dressin like a Cowgirl
with my boots, Cowgirl clothes and chaps.
Then toppin off my bright red coiffeur
with a genuine Cowgirl hat!

Ridding into town, all gussied up
for all those Redneck fellers to see.
Just what a real Cowgirl looks like
they should all look like a Cowgirl like me!

I go through town just a struttin
struttin to a country song, playin in my head.
If looks could kill, I'm tellin ya true
I think all them fellas would all dropp dead!

Their tongues are hagin from their mouths
wide open lookin to catch some flies!
This is what ya get, I'll make ya that bet
when yawl see a real Cowgirl walkin by!