I Like Big Butts Poem by Ted Sheridan

I Like Big Butts

Rating: 4.0


I just went to the grocery for the third time this week
My wife keeps running out of crap like coffee...or creamer
I never drink coffee...never...under any circumstances....
I'm only addicted to the booze and masturbation
Just like the pervert hanging out in front of the store....
I digress...
We walked hand in hand....she was feeling a little depressed
and needed my reassuring touch....
Plate glass windows can add fifty pounds to a girl's figure
Sort of like those crazy carnival mirrors...
I am not sensitive about my weight....as long as I still see it....
I'm okay if you know what I mean
I looked to my left and there was an extra plus size girl
She was like a mountain moving towards the automated doors
Three fifty and a few pounds more...tight jeans hanging down around bulging hips
and arms that wiggled like Jell-O on shaky kitchen table
I bid her 'Hello' and allowed her to enter ahead of us both
My wife looked at me like I was checking her booty out....
I most definitely was...I confess...big women really turn me on....
So.....moving on before I feel the urge
After paying for our purchases of ice cream sandwiches and pies
I chuckled to myself about my wife
She noticed my bemusement and was curious as to what
My cute little dirty old man grin was about....
She asked me why? So I went on and told her...as the bluesman said....
She'd forgotten the coffee and creamer...'Right'__
But really that wasn't it at all...
Having followed the very large but still attractive girl around the store
Behind her blockade of denim....up and down every other aisle.....
I chuckled knowing my wife was now feeling good in her own body
And I would have room in the shower tonight...where she could dropp the soap

2007 © T Sheridan

COMMENTS OF THE POEM
fanniesson - 19 June 2007

I’d show this one to the wife but then I’d have to explain why! a true love poem Minus all the other crap

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Oh goody! All of us girls may now be reaching for the Haggen-Daz/Ben and Jerrys/ (not sure of spelling here) etc... and your digressions are quite interesting. :) t x

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