John Gabriel

I Farted I Farted - Poem by John Gabriel

It was all so silent but I farted I farted
from the rear of my pants it has departed
and all too quickly the stink had started

Without even a chance to walk away
a pretty lady began to come my way
I can’t believe the smell had no delay

The stink could easily cover a square mile
and surely would reek for quite awhile
as she approached me she lost her smile

Having to think swiftly and say something fast
I blurted out the only words I could amass
damn lady did that come from your ass

Poet's Notes about The Poem

Just something I wrote many years ago but still find it funny today.

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  • Rookie - 184 Points Brian Jani (6/28/2014 5:51:00 PM)

    lol what a hilarious poem, it.just made my day (Report) Reply

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Poem Submitted: Sunday, November 17, 2013

Poem Edited: Monday, November 18, 2013

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