I Bet You Can’t Eat Just One Poem by Joe Rosochacki

Frito-Lay had publicity today.
The American potato chip icon, or as termed over pond, crisps,
Found its way,
To the AOL website.
An apparent domestic issue that the police were summoned to,
Had ‘Cheetos’ involved in this situation?
James Earl Taylor,40, and Mary Childers,44, were caught battling each other with-
-corn puffs?
Did Chester the Cheetah have something to do with instigating this confrontation?
According to police reports the suspects were caught ‘orange fingered’,
-not ‘red handed’.
I wonder if ‘Pringles’, ‘Bugles’ or Chicharrón would have this problem.
Mr. Peanut would not get himself to this mess because he was not ‘nuts’,
-he would say.
Lahoma Sue Smith,36, had a thing for corn chips.
She must have become hooked when she saw Jay Leno, and later Steven Colbert,
Hawk ‘Doritos’ on TV shows or ads.
When the Frito-Lay driver had no cash,
She would have sex with him for ‘Doritos’ that were in his company truck,
-his ‘stash’.
She would take them all for the pleasing of his gonads.
It amounted to $30.00 give or take.
But the undercover police would have their say what they saw.
They busted Lahoma but not the ‘john’,
Equal justice under the law?
A fine Utopian law.
Anyway, when it was all done,
- Lahoma was fined $1,242.00 I guess this will cure her appetite for junk food.
(That would about +/-414 bags of ‘Doritos’)
Frito-Lay could have not thought of better advertisement.
And it was For Free!
Frito-Lays advertisement slogan holds; “I Bet You Can’t Eat Just One”.

6-30-09