I Am A Professor, A Univeristy Professor, I Am What You Cannot Be, You Are You Poem by Bijay Kant Dubey

I am a professor,
A university,
Ha, ha, ha,
Hi, hi, hi,
A man from London,
Not India
Have I become.

Give a brolly
To rotate and round,
A man from London
Under the shade of a small umbrella,
Shading from the strong sun.

See my shirt, pants and boots,
The neck-tie and the wrist watch
And that too on the right side,
I going, going and going,
Coming not, a man from London, a London man.

I am what you cannot be,
You are what I cannot be,
I am I am,
A professor,
A university professor,
A man from London, not India
With a brolly rotating and rounding,
A handkerchief on thew mouth
To show how modern have I become!