How I'D Love To Be An Oscar Mayer Weiner.. Poem by Joe Rosochacki

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i wish i were an oscar mayer wiener that is what i'd truly like to be
and if i were an oscar mayer wiener everyone would be in love with me

my bologna has a first name its o-s-c-a-r my bologna has a seconds name its m-a-y-e-r
i love to eat it every day and if you ask me
why i'll say cause oscar mayer has a way with b-o-l-o-g-n-a :)

The jokes are swirling around like a debris in twister,
U.S. Congressman Representative Anthony Weiner,
-who was allegedly hacked on his Twitter account, the other day.
With his alleged circumcised manhood on the Iphone display
Has been fodder to a many of a comedian for their monologues,
Like savoring pieces of meat torn apart by many dogs.
Indeed he wasn't sure or had he forgot,

'Weiner's one-day, pun-laden media blitz a day earlier had only raised more questions about the embarrassing flap when he conceded he wasn't sure whether the waist-down photo of a man's bulging underpants was of him or not.'

Allegedly Rep. Wiener had sent this photo of his junk,
- to a 21-year-old female college student in Seattle who was one of the New York congressman's Twitter followers.
(She would be disheartened if she was Heaven's Gate follower
for they were a bunch of eunuchs)
What without a kiss?
So much for bliss,
So much for C'est la Vie in Paris or Mazeltov at a Bris.
Weiner has insisted he did not send the photo.
He says he saw it
online before deleting
I smell a bunch of B@#L@#it
If looks like c-crow then that is all what you know,
he's full of it.
'Though generally mum in public, Democrats privately fumed at the forced detour in their arguments about Medicare and spending, leaving the generally well-liked seven-term congressman from Brooklyn and Queens largely to fend for himself for a third day in a row.'

6/3/13